Why does this exist?

Ramp multiplies finance teams.

We are multiplying Brian (the most famous “accountant” in the world).

What you get

• 1 Brian bald cap
• Some hair included but no comb needed

How this works

1. Order your free Brian bald cap
2. It shows up at your door
3. Wear it to the Brian's Super Bowl Tailgate (or anywhere, honestly) with a suit
4. Dress like Brian → eligible to win 2 Super Bowl tickets

Important notes

• One Brian per person
• Suit strongly encouraged
• Bald cap required to enter the giveaway
• Wearing this will make strangers inherently trust your spreadsheet abilities

Side effects may include: 

• Unexplainable craving for chili
• Baldness (temporary)
• Increased sex appeal

Can’t make it to the party?

Still order the cap.

Join the livestream.

Remain Brian in spirit.